Move any part of your body if you were north of a line from the Humbet to the Mersey.
Now we’ve taken this theory one stage further. If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as the man and then compare the relative brain sizes, we now find that the penguin’s brain is still smaller. But, and this is the point, it is larger than it was.
Stand and deliver!
Fish breathe, throat? GILL!
The cat just choked on a lupin!
Has he?
“She”, sir.
Look, would you mind going away, I’m trying to examine this man.
Well, it’s so clean!
Yes, it’s uncontaminated by cheese…
Well and now we move on to our, to our main course. Prawn salad…Prawn salad?
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
The next sketch starts after some silly noises.
You’re not fooling anyone you know.
[Giant foot comes down and smashes someone.]
The tale of Sir Lancelot.
Once upon a time, there was an enchanted prince, who ruled the land beyond the wobbles. One day, he discovered a spot on his face. Foolishly, he ignored it…and three years later, he died of cancer.
Trivia fact: This is from the movie “And now for something completely different”. In the Flying Circus they overdubbed CANCER with GANGRENE, as the BBC would not let them use the word cancer in a comedy sketch. Cite. So it goes like this:
Once upon a time, there was an enchanted prince, who ruled the land beyond the wobbles. One day, he discovered a spot on his face. Foolishly, he ignored it…and three years later, he died of cancer GANGRENE.
You swine. I’ll get you for that.
Run away! Run away!
Conjugate the verb “to go.”
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.