Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

He is an halibut.

He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.

I can’t get the fire brigade Mervyn.

Gentlemen, at six o’clock I want every man-Bruce of you in the Sydney Harbour Bridge room to take a glass of sherry with the flying philosopher, Bruce, and I call upon you, padre, to close the meeting with a prayer.

That’s going to cause a little confusion.

The Minister for Not Listening to People toured Batley today to investigate allegations of victimization in home-loan improvement grants.

Blasphemy! He said it again!

…bahnwagen- gutenabend…

My hovercraft is full of eels.

I’m sorry, but my client has become pretentious.

…bitte- ein- nürnburger…

New-Bruce, are you a poofter?

Dinsdale was a perfectly normal person in every way. Except is as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny Norman.

Can I just butt in and say here that it’s probably the last time I shall ever appear on television.

Excuse me, but am I in this scene?

Three cheers for the defendant. Hip. Hip.

But it’s my only line!

I waggled me wig!

You what?

There are no easy answers in this case m’lud.