Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I’d like to get my fingers around those knockers.
I think sexual ecstasy is over-rated.
It’s waffer-thin!
No, you may not give urine instead of blood.
You here on holiday or…?
Oh, shit, it’s Mr. Creosote!
Right, I’m not going to buy an ant from you now.
Good evening, I have with me Mr. Arthur Frampton, who.. Mr. Frampton I understand that you, as it were - well let me put it another way… I believe Mr. Frampton that whereas most people… didn’t we do this just now?
You’ve got two coconuts and you’re banging them together.
Algie’s here, too.
The Larch.
Better get me a bucket.
'Ere, get off! I’m not taking me trousers down on television. Who do you think I am?
This is Stonehenge … and it’s from here we go to Africa.
Look, you crumb bum, I’m a star. Star, star, star. I don’t get a million dollars to act out of a trench. I played Miss St John the Baptist in a trench, and I played Miss Napoleon Bonaparte in a trench, and I played Miss Alexander Fleming in a furrow so if you want this scene played out of a trench, well you just get yourself a goddamn stuntman.
Now wait there stranger. A man can run and run for year after year until he realizes that what he’s running from…is hisself
I bought an ant, mother.
If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy would it?
Bunch of monkeys on your ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and fours and let’s get the bacon delivered.
‘A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!’