This is E sharp… and this one is G. You get the general idea. Now these mice are so arranged upon this rack, that when played in the correct order they will squeak ‘The Bells of St Mary’s’.
Just a minute - someone told you we all had toupees?
When the Piranhas left school they were called up but were found by an Army Board to be too unstable even for National Service.
You got a nice army … it’d be a shame if something were to happen to it …
I don’t know. I was getting confused.
No sir, we don’t judge you. We just want your money.
You could go and get yourself a decent job, couldn’t you?
Dad… it’s the man from ‘The Hay Wain’ by Constable to see you.
Sorry mum.
And what is the name of your ravishing wife? Wait. Don’t tell me - it’s something to do with moonlight - it goes with her eyes - it’s soft and gentle, warm and yielding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit
Is she a goer, eh?
It’s Deirdre.
A Witch! Burn her!
He can’t eat honey. It makes him go plop plops.
But it says something about filling my mouth in with cement.
If she weighs the same as a duck… she’s made of wood!
I’m a Red Sea pedestrian!
Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of ‘Gardening Club’ for I958.
What’s going on here then?
No, no, I’m sorry I, I can’t accept that, it’s gone too far, I’m very sorry but we’ll have to terminate the agreement. You’re just trying to cash in on the BBC’s exciting Icelandic saga.