Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

And that stops you going to the john?

Say no more!

They’re a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They’ve got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother.

You make me sad. But so be it. Come Patsy.

Nudge, nudge!

I want to go home!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

One subject… four different views …

He says he has to go walkies.

I’m afraid I’m not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.

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BASEMENT: DANGEROUS GASES, VIRUSES, CONTAGIOUS DISEASES, RESTAURANT AND TOILET FIXINGS.
GROUND FLOOR: MENSWEAR, BOYSWEAR, EFFEMINATE GOODS HALL, ILL HEALTH FOODS.
MEZZANINE: TABLEWARE, KITCHEN GOODS, SOFT FURNISHINGS, HARD FURNISHINGS, ROCK-HARD FURNISHINGS.
FIRST FLOOR: COMPLAINTS.
SECOND FLOOR: COSMETICS, JEWELRY, ELECTRICAL, SATIRE.
THIRD FLOOR: NASAL INJURIES HALL, OTHER THINGS.
FOURTH FLOOR: GRANITE HALL - ROCKS, SHALES, ALLUVIAL DEPOSITS, FELSPAR, CARPATHIANS, ANDES, URALS, MINING REQUISITES, ATOM-SPLITTING SERVICE.
FIFTH FLOOR: COMPLAINTS.
SIXTH FLOOR: COMPLAINTS.
SEVENTH FLOOR: COMPLAINTS.
EIGHTH FLOOR: ROOF GARDEN.
NINTH FLOOR: TELEVISION AERIALS.
TENTH FLOOR: FRESH AIR, CLOUDS, OCCASIONAL PERIODS OF SUNSHINE.

We’ve been mentioned on telly!

A Blessing. A blessing from the lord.

Don’t be so bleedin’ stupid. If you lived in bleedin’ Rhodesia, you’d be out at bleedin’ fascist rallies every bleedin’ day. You’re a bleedin’ racist, you bleedin’ are.

YES, WE’RE ALL DIFFERENT!
(I’m not.)

You’re not going to do a song while I’m here!

It’s like a bloody graveyard. I hate it.

While precious time was being lost in Canada, the seconds were ticking away for the free world…