What’s that penguin doing on the telly?
Ron, now let’s just get this quite clear - you’re intending to jump across the English Channel?
Burma!
I’m sorry squire, I’ve gobbed on your carpet.
That’s all right sir, we get all sorts of lines in here. The head waiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments, and now if you’ll excuse me I have to go and commit suicide.
Er, Ron, what is the furthest distance that you’ve jumped, er, so far?
Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year’s expedition.
Three, sir!
Are you going to be in there all day?
He buggered off!
Right. And now, I’d like to conclude this arrest with a hymn.
Every sperm is sacred.
Tattooed to the back o’ the neck!
Well what on earth does that mean?
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
You’re no fun anymore.
I’ve done it. I’ve done it. Ha, ha, ha!
Um… excuse me… could somebody give me a push?
Aye … I think you ought not to go, Angus.
I have to push the pram a lot.