It’s only a model.
Hush.
The Mating of the Wersh? By William Shakespeare?
I wouldn’t wipe me nose on it.
Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?
Yes, m’lud. Er, well, er, virtually, m’lud.
Then you’ll be Arthur ‘No Sheds’ Jackson, eh?
Is your name not Bruce, then?
You don’t want anybody to leave the room.
What’s all this then?
It’s…
Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning’s story. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin.
What an eccentric performance.
Take this bus to Cuba.
NURSE! NURSE! Nurse, take Mr Gumby to a brain surgeon.
I’d like to see John the Baptist’s impersonation of Graham Hill.
My brain hurts!
I’d like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.
Right, do you four boys take these two girls to be your seven brides?
Five is right out!