Here comes that wacky queen again!
Just ignore them.
Timmy Williams: “It is so nice to have this little talk about things. I heard a teeny rumorlette that you were married.”
Nigel: “Well, not quite, no. My wife’s just died, actually.”
The sodding hamster’s dead!
[shouting] HELLO, POLLY!
No, it’s pinin’!
There! He moved!
I’ll carry out tests on it straight away, professor.
No sir, I’m not a pacifist, sir. I’m a coward.
I mean, it’s a little confusing for me when you say ‘dog kennel’ if you want a mattress. Why not just say ‘mattress’?
You’re fired! Get out!
Oh well, how’s about showing me the cutlery?
Well men, we’ve got a pretty difficult cat to confuse today so let’s get straight on with it. Jolly good. Thank you sergeant.
I’m sorry … and now frontal nudity.
Sea, sand and sunshine make Paignton the queen of the English Riviera. But for the next six months this sleepy Devonshire resort will be transformed into the blizzard-swept wastes of the South Pole. For today shooting starts on the epic ‘Scott of the Antarctic’, produced by Gerry Schlick.
Coming up on BBC-4: At 9.30, we’ve got another rollicking half-hour of laughter-packed squalor with ‘Yes, It’s the Sewage Farm Attendants’. And this week, Dan falls into a vat of human dung with hilarious consequences.
And no singing!
He’s going to tell (He’s going to tell!)
He’s going to tell (He’s going to tell!)
This here’s the wattle - the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand.
'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.