You know what they say. Some things in life are bad…
Michael’s been on the phone all day for you.
Kiss me, Hardy!
Always look on the bright side of life…
Ooooh … never thought of that. Oh, day and night, but this is wondrous strange …
Life’s a piece of shit
when you look at it.
Yes, yes, I will, I’m going to cut your hair, sir. I’m going to start cutting your hair, sir, start cutting now!
Your wife interested in er… photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs, ‘he asked him knowingly’.
Yes, you know, we find that nine out of ten British housewives can’t tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.
And always look on the bright side of death…
What’s it like?
Albatross!
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.
I’d like to see more fairy stories about the police.
I told you, I’m not allowed to argue unless you’ve paid.
A mad psychiatrist, that’d be new.
No, she Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.
It’s all right. It’s only a flashback.
A mad psychiatrist, that’d be new.
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