Well, on second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Well there must have been a mistake, because the address is right, and that’s definitely the cooker I ordered - a blue and white CookEasi.
We’re thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
We go round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe
In the old days we used to make our own fun. At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.
I had to bring the goat, he’s not well. I only hope he don’t go on the carpet.
It’s all in a day’s work for Confuse-a-Cat.
Where’s all the others, then?
Old crone!
It’s all in day’s work for… BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!!
He buggered off!
He was my husband.
From the pulsating pages of history - from the dark and furious days of Imperial Rome - we bring you a story that shattered the world - a tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed - a unique event in cinema history: Julius Caesar on an Aldis Lamp!
Hail Caesar. If it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off.
No, I’m just pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really.
I told them we already got one.
The one I was really after was Arthur Hotchkiss’s ‘Devonshire Country Churches’.
Bring out’cher dead!
Lady Chairman, sir, shareholders, ladies and gentlemen. I have great pleasure in announcing that owing to a cutback on surplus expenditure of twelve million Canadian dollars, plus a refund of seven and a half million Deutschmarks from the Swiss branch, and in addition adding the debenture preference stock of the three and three quarter million to the directors’ reserve currency account of seven and a half million, plus an upward expenditure margin of eleven and a half thousand lira, due to a rise in capital investment of ten million pounds, this firm last year made a complete profit of a shilling.
Oh mother don’t be so sentimental - things explode every day.
Kilimanjaro is a tricky climb. Most of it is up, until you reach the very top, then it tends to slope away rather sharply!