Not you, m’lud. M’lud.
Thank you, thank you. Charles Crompton, the Stripping Doctor. And next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the Peephole Club for the very first time - a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs.
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I don’t like Spam!
Have you been shopping?
Still no news of the National Savings book lost by Mr. Charles Griffiths of Porthcawl during a field expedition to the Nature Reserves of Swansea last July. Mr. Griffiths’ wife said that her husband was refusing to talk to the Press until the Savings Certificate had been found.
Lemon curry?
The text, Vic! Don’t say the text!
But by December their joke was ready, and Hitler gave the order for the German V-Joke to be broadcast in English:
“Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas… assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.”
Nobody leave the room ask shall - somebody I leave nobody in the room body shall, take the tablets Tigerbody. Alself me to my duce introlow left body in the roomself.
Er yes … well … you’ve not quite got the hang of that, have you.
(Thhhhhwuck!)
Message for you, Sir!
Who wrote that?
I’ve fallen out of my chair, Brian.
I’m going upstairs, I can’t bear it.
Dinsdale? Dinsdale…? Dinsdale!
Wainscoting … Wainscoting … Wainscoting … sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn’t it? Wainscoting.
And somewhere, out in this bay, is the first underwater production of ‘Measure for Measure’.
But how to prove it.
We’ve been mentioned on telly!