Oh, good morning! Have you come to arrange a holiday, or would you like a blowjob?
I would not appear in a frontal nude scene unless it was valid.
It’s just a flesh wound.
Dear Sir, I object strongly to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken. Why can’t we hear more about the human body? There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.
You probably noticed that I didn’t say ‘and now for something completely different’ just now. This is simply because I am unable to appear in the show this week. Sorry to interrupt you.
Doug [Piranha] was born in February 1929, and Dinsdale, two weeks later. And again, a week after that.
Hello Sailors! Listen, guess what. The Minister of Aviation has made me head of the RAF Ola Pola.
Now on BBC television a choice of viewing. On BBC 2 - a discussion on censorship between Derek Hart, The Bishop of Woolwich and a nude man. And on BBC 1 - me telling you this.
It’s…
Wilkins
What’s all this then?
I told you. We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Bloody peasant!
Here comes that wacky queen again.
I didn’t write that! Sounds more like Dickens…
And don’t forget the Hercules Hold-'em-in, the all-purpose concrete truss for the man with the family hernia.
More apparatus please, nurse.
Our next guest tonight has come all the way from Egypt, he’s just flown into London today, he’s Mr. Ali Bayan, he’s with us in the studio tonight and he’s stark raving mad.
My brain hurts!
[caption] ‘THAT SKETCH HAS BEEN ABANDONED’