Good! Now we’re getting somewhere. Now, here’s the start of the movie … I see snow!
Sorry, loves, sorry, the show is too long this week and this scene’s been cut.
Well that was all good fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh, but I would like to assure you that you’d never be treated like that if you had an interview here at the Careers Advisory Board. Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am the Head of the Careers Advisory Board. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are, I’m Head of the Careers Advisory Board. Or a sculptor, something artistic, or an engineer, with all those dams, but there we are, it’s no use crying over spilled milk, the facts are there and that’s that. I’m the Head of this lousy Board. Never mind, now I wonder if you’ve ever considered what a very profitable line of work this man is in.
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association.
The jugged fish is halibut.
‘And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and…’
Get out, Mr Librarian Phipps, seeing as you’re not a gorilla, but only dressed up as one, trying to deceive us in order to further your career …
The forbidden plateau of Roiurama, the Lost World, thrown up by mighty earth movements thousands of millions of years ago, where strange primeval creatures defying evolution, lurk in the dark, impenetrable forests, cut off forever from the outside world.
And now for something completely different.
One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture. There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
Albatross!
Oh, that makes me mad. Mad…
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
A perfectly ordinary morning in a perfectly ordinary English suburb. Life goes on as it has done for years.
Bicycle Repair Man! But… how?
I’m sorry, we don’t need you this week.
But it’s my only line!
Here comes that wacky queen again!
I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I’d like to change please. I’d like to have this one instead please.
There is such a thing as breach of promise, sir.