Just a minute - someone told you we all had toupees?
Right! Now, I know some hospitals where you get the patients lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that’s not the way we do things here, right! No, you won’t be loafing about in bed wasting the doctors’ time.
Oh! Oh well in that case I’ll be saying goodbye then, sir… Goodbye then, sir.
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I was just telling your husband what an awful bore it is having a surname like Git.
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Oh? Oh well, it’s not that bad.
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Oh, you’ve no idea how the kids get taunted. Why, only last week Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced came running home from school, sobbing his eyes out, and our youngest, Ghastly Spotty Horrible Vicious Little is just at the age when taunts like ‘she’s a git’ really hurt. Yes.
It’s only a wafer-thin mint.
Though the pagans spill theirs,
O’er mountain, hill and plain,
Look… Rev… I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out 't office. There’s a good chap.
Maybe he was dictating?
My brain hurts!
Look, you seem to be bleeding rather badly. I think you’d better hurry up and fill in that form.
And what about China?
And we’ve just heard that Her Majesty the Queen has just tuned into this program and so she is now watching this royal sketch here in this royal set.
O wicked, bad, naughty Zoot!
No, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate.
Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Ohhh, shit!
- Quite right - you don’t want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It’d be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that’s what I say. We’re going to have to have our budgie put down.
- Really - is it very old?
- No, we just don’t like it. We’re going to take it to the vet tomorrow.
I promise I won’t kill you.
[Giant foot comes down and stomps him.]
Ooooooo… (splat)