Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

I don’t like being called ‘Eddie-baby’.

Say no more!

I want to go home!

Quite frankly I’m against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

It’s all gotten a bit silly.

And now an appeal for sanity from the Reverend Arthur Belling.

Splunge!

I wish I had said that.

Oh, ‘an aeroplane’. Oh, I say, we are grand, aren’t we? (imitation posh accent) ‘Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I’m off to play the grand piano’. ‘Pardon me while I fly my aeroplane.’ Now get on the table!

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‘AND NOW’
‘NO. 1’
‘THE LARCH’

You’re a loony.

Mrs. Ratbag, if you don’t mind me saying so, you are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. Now I’m not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good high.

Mr. Notlob, there’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.

But I am a chartered accountant.

And don’t forget the Hercules Hold-'em-in, the all-purpose concrete truss for the man with the family hernia.

Michael, you tell them about it.

‘Confuse-a-Cat Limited’.’

Timmy Wilhams’ ‘Coffee Time’ was brought to you live from Woppi’s in Holborn.

I think that’s in very bad taste.

I couldn’t possibly eat another bite.