Well… I’m… er… learning the piano…
AND NOW…
The horse chestnut.
It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?
It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
And now for something completely different.
The Larch.
Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh?
I’ll tell you where it is for a pound.
What? No, you can’t give urine.
Just how relevant are contemporary customs regulations and currency restrictions in a modern expanding industrial economy?
And this is where you at home can join in.
Good evening. We’ve got an action-packed evening for you tonight on Thames, but right now here’s a rotten old BBC program.
It’s…
Ah! It’s the sex, is it?
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
If this is the crew who were filming us… who’s filming us now?
The salmon mousse!
Then … he won’t be needing his reservation on the 10.15.
No pooftahs!
Shut up. Why did you do it?