Those are all cricketers, Bruce!
We’re going to invite you to look at photographs of Tony Jacklin, Anthony Barber, Edgar Allan Poe, Katy Boyle, Reginald Maudling, and a loony. All you have to do is … Spot the Loony! No … I must ask you please not to ring in until you’ve seen all the photos.
I’m not by nature a suspicious person - far from it - though in fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning…
Dierdre!
Oh I don’t like that. I think it’s silly. It’s not a proper sketch without a proper punchline. I mean I don’t know much about anything, I’m stupid. I’m muggins. Nobody cares what I think. I’m always the one that has to do everything. Nobody cares about me.
Always look on the bright side of life. 
No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not… Yes. Yes I am.
Ni! Ni!
Jolly good. Well back to the office with you then.
Did you see somebody go past the window?
Will you be quiet please.
I think he’s talking about taxation.
That’s a strange expression, Bruce.
Mr. Walters, are you sure you’re invisible?
Hello, last week on ‘Party Hints’ I showed you how to make a small plate of goulash go round twenty-six people, how to get the best out of your canapés, and how to unblock your loo. This week I’m going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist uprising near your home when you’re having a party.
You went to Ibiza last year.
It is a silly place.
GET ON WITH IT!
(yes, this is a complete sentence)
Excuse me, but do I have any more lines in this sketch?
Who’s giving the orders round here?