Hello, well I was the third voice you heard just now. I’m sorry about that terrible mess.
Reginald Maudling!
Well now that is thoughtful, Sturridge. Good man.
The next sketch starts after some silly noises.
Lasagna, moussaka, lobster thermidor, escalopes de veau a l’estragon avec endives gratineed with cheese.
Er… do we have to decide now…?
It’s wafer thin…
Welcome aboard, Britisher pig. Quite a little surprise, ja? But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk!
I hate penguins.
Yes, roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce …
Oh, I’m sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
Oh, no, not again.
Good evening, I’m the announcer who’s just been given this job by the BBC and I’d just like to say how grateful I am to the BBC for providing me with work, particularly at this time of year, when things are a bit thin for us announcers … um … I don’t know whether I should tell you this, but, well, I have been going through a rather tough time recently.
It’s…
Well, actually, Timmy, the thing is, it’s a bit private.
Ronnie Thompson stars in ‘Dad’s Doctor’, the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He’s in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it’s titty jokes galore. Newcomer Veronica Papp plays the girl with the large breasts.
That concludes the reading of the rules. Bruce.
[Young, topless women chase Graham Chapman off a cliff.]
Oooh! You’re not a Marxist are you Mrs. Conclusion?
Fivepence of a further sixpence ?!