So er, how about a pound?
I don’t know whether you’ll believe this sir, but one of us is actually wearing a toupee at this moment.
Two greatcoats, one table lamp and a desert boat.
Say no more!
–nd of announcement.
I think it would be more appropriate if the box bore a large red label: “Warning: lark’s vomit.”
Er, certain substances of an illicit nature.
Bloody repeats!
Bloody Romans!
Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang, which the called ‘The Gang’ and used terror to take over night clubs, billiard halls, gaming casinos and race tracks. When they tried to take over the MCC they were for the only time in their lives, slit up a treat. As their empire spread however, we in Q Division were keeping tabs on their every move by reading the colour supplements.
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
You bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard!
Ooh! We forgot the anaesthetic!
Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?
Exhibit A m’lud, Miss Rita Thang, an artist’s model, Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady, was found guilty under the Rude Behaviour Act in the accused’s court. The accused, m’lud, sentenced her to be taken from this place and brought round to his place.
Ooh! You rotten stinker, Tidwell!
What is your quest?
I seek the Holy Grail.
This here’s the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand.
Just a minute, Tony. There’s a small matter of… murder.