One more peep out of you and I’ll do you for heresy.
I’m not dead!
Amen!
The text, vic! Don’t say the text!
It’s a nice army you’ve got here, it’d be a shame if something happened to it.
Sapper Walters, you stand before this court accused of carrying on the war by other than warlike means - to wit, that you did on April 16th, 1942, dress up as a bag of dainties, flick wet towels at the enemy during an important offensive …
Sorry, mum.
Do you know how old she is?
Are there any women here?
Obviously boxing must have its limits, but providing they’re both perfectly fit I can see nothing wrong with one healthy man beating the living daylights out of a little schoolgirl.
Run away! Run away!
Well, in a moment the BBC will be closing down for the night, but first, here is a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Norwegian Party.
We’ve been mentioned on telly!
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how very nice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Leslie Ames, the Chairman of the Test Selection Committee, and I’m very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies.
Oh I’m awfully sorry, my suit seems to keep catching fire.
I banged me gavel. I did me ‘silence in court’ bit. Ooh! If looks could kill that prosecuting counsel would be in for thirty years.
I see, I see, I … er … I … er … I … er … I … I can’t think of anything to say about it.
Well, I was terrified. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I’ve seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Dinsdale was frightened of Doug.
Every sperm is sacred.
Right, off you go, then.