How could anyone shoot himself and then hide the gun without first cancelling his seat reservation?
Rhyming slang - ginger beer.
It’ll be Parkinson next.
This is Side Two! If you want to play the record from the beginning, please turn over! Do not play this side if you want Side One! This is Side Two!
This little-known Icelandic saga, written by an unknown hand in the late thirteenth century, has remained undiscovered until today. Now it comes to your screens for the first time. Fresh from the leaves of Iceland’s history. The terrible ‘Njorl’s Saga’.
For the purchasers of the cheaper version of this record: it has already ended. For purchasers of the executive version, there are three more minutes of this album. These three minutes are introduced personally by Sir Kenneth Clarke.
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
Kup Kakes to starboard.
Hello again, and welcome to the show. Tonight we continue to look at some famous deaths. Tonight we start with the wonderful death of Genghis Khan, conqueror of India. Take it away, Genghis.
[SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION:] Diabolical Laughter!
Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewwy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Here! Here! You’re on television, aren’t you?
And now a dormitory in a girls’ public school.
This should tide us over ’til lunchtime.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
Get your own Arts program, you fairy!
Yes in only three years. Er, I tell a lie, four, be fair, five. I’ve been camel spotting for just seven years. Before that of course I was a Yeti Spotter.
What’s it like?
I don’t like being called “Eddie Baby.”
About one, call it none.