Alright, we’ll call it a draw.
All right clever dick, all right clever dick. You two, come at me with raspberries, there you are, a whole basket each. Come on, come at me with them, then.
It’s…
Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Adolf Hitler: “My dog’s got no nose.”
Look, are you insinuating something?
This man is Ernest Scribbler… writer of jokes.
It’s always Christmas in Heaven.
And now here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night. Leave your radio on during the night.
And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.
He ran away!
When danger reared it’s ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the glen…
You’ve slept… with a lady?
She’s traveled. She’s from Purley.
Say no more!
Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
At 10:45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van, and take us 'round to the British Jewellery Centre in the High Street.
Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise.
Yes, yes of course, I thought so…only…er why are they up in the trees?