Spam, spam, spam, spam…
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, amen!
Anyway the majority of the molluscs are included in three large groups, the gastropods, the lamellibranchs and the cephalopods…
Well I’ll tell you something my lad. When you’re walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me!
Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me.
Just put down what I say.
What if he’s got a poin-ted stick?
Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?
One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture. There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
Oh Ken! Be careful! You know what he’s like after a few novels.
Read all abaht it! Read all abaht it! Man turns into Scotsman!
You’ll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey!
It’s our cat. He doesn’t do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn.
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
It’s a standing buffet only.
Now let me fill you in. I’m leading this expedition and we’re going to climb both peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro.
Oh bloody hell. Well we’d better give ourselves up then.
Dear Sir, how splendid it is to see the flower of British manhood wiping itself out with such pluck and tenacity. Britain need have no fear with leaders of this calibre. If only a few of the so-called working class would destroy themselves so sportingly. Yours etc., Brigadier Mainwaring Smith Smith Smith etc. Deceased etc. PS etc. Come on other ranks, show your stuff.
Hear, hear! Well-spoken, Bruce!
Aren’t you going to ask me why I rang the bell?