Good heavens man, why?
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Oh, bugger.
Not the comfy chair!
I’m afraid it’s my unpleasant duty to inform you that you’re fired.
It’ll be Parkinson next.
Good morning, I’d like to buy a book please.
I want to buy some cheese!
Come on, Parky!
And did those teeth in ancient time…
How tall were the Polynesians?
You’ve slept… with a lady?
Well, er, speaking as a man in the street… (a car runs him over) Wagh!
Ladies, may I introduce to you the man who prophesied that a German monarch would soon embroil this country in continental affairs.
What’s it like?
I mean, be fair, I mean, I don’t eat squirrels do I? I mean well perhaps I do one or two but there’s no law against that, is there? It’s a free country.
You don’t mind living in a figment of another man’s imagination?
Stand and deliver!
Ah! I have only a fifty. Do you have change?
Yes, we’re all individuals!