We examined the rise to power of the Piranhas, the methods they used to subjugate rival gangs and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent Harry ‘Snapper’ Organs of Q Division.
Oh, go on, just pretend for God’s sake.
It was a very very bad thing to have done and I’m really very ashamed of myself, I can only say it won’t happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful, and I really am very, very, very sorry that I did it, and also that I’ve taken up so much of the court’s valuable time listening to the sordid details of these senseless killings of mine.
Nigel! Wonderful to see you, super, super, super.
Spam!
I don’t care how blinking runny it is.
It just says ‘We would like you to be in a sketch. You are standing at a counter. When the sketch starts you go off. Yours faithfully, Lord Hill.’
Don’t come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.
But it’s my only line!
Is this strictly releveant? Quizzed learned lovely, Justice Maltravers. Seventy-eight-year-old Justice hails from Esther, and he’s been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter.
I believe you’re working on an anagram version of Shakespeare?
Well, it’s funny you should ask that, because I’ve just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.
She turned me into a newt!
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay.
This is not an argument, it is just contradiction!
We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.
Well I wish to make a complaint. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswich.
It’s only a wafer thin mint.
Mind you, this is a real beaut. I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows inconveniencing passers-by with this one. I mean, my life has been building up to this.