I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - three kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - four kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, …
Er, well, um, if you’re dropping by again, do pop in. Heh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don’t worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right? Heh. Thank you! Good-bye! Well, weren’t they nice? Hmm. Out of their bloody minds, but still.
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say ‘let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’. Well, you’re dead now, so shut up!
Yes! This couple is just one of the prizes in this year’s Police Raffle. Other prizes include two years for breaking and entering, a crate of search warrants, a ‘What’s all this then?’ T-shirt and a weekend for two with a skinhead of your own choice.
Don’t you shout at me, madam, don’t come that tone. Now then, I must ask you to accompany me down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests.
No, it isn’t!
And now for something completely different.
Been used 28 times now in this thread. 
Look, if we were to build a large wooden badger…
And now for something completely the same.
I’d like the blow on the head.
- Oh, mother, don’t be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
- Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn’t really like her that much.
Kiss me, Hardy!
Get out! Gott in Himmel. Get your stinking tail out of my face.
OK, have you…will you shut that bloody dancing up!
Yes, dad.
I thought your son was a lady.
I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me.
And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller I could ensure that when I came off… you would not be impregnated.
Splunge!
I panicked.