Shabby, Ken Shabby.
Sshhh! Well Mr. Frampton I understand Mr Frampton, you have a… 50% bonus in the…in the region of what you said.
Well this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy. The only way that we can fight this terrible debilitating social disease, is by informing the general public of its consequences, by showing young people that it’s jus … not worth it.
So, please… give generously… to this address:
The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy,
55 Lincoln House, Basil Street,
London, SW3.
The Reverend Arthur Belling is Vicar of St Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam. And now an appeal on behalf of the National Trust.
I got better.
I’m afraid it’s my unpleasant duty to inform you that you’re fired.
Gentleman, I’d like to introduce a man from Pommeyland who is joinin’ us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.
Always were late weren’t you Thompson?
Oh, no, we only have Tudor jobs.
All right! All right! This is your captain speaking… do not rush for the lifeboats … women, children, Red Indians, spacemen, and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!
It’s only a flesh wound.
What d’you want one of them for! I’m not going to clean it out. You said you’d clean the tiger out, but do you? No, I suppose you’ve lost interest in it now. Now it’ll be ‘ant ant ant’ for a couple of days, then all of a sudden, ‘oh, mum, I’ve bought a sloth’ or some other odd-toed ungulate like a tapir.
For those of you who may have just missed ‘Money Python’s Flying Circus’, here it is again.
Oh, oh, yes…yeah well, unfortunately, guv, that offer’s no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be commercially viable, so we now have a totally new offer…
Absolute waste of time.
…and NOT the blowjob.
In Nova Scotia today, Mr. Roy Bent of North Walsham in Norfolk became the first man to cross the Atlantic on a tricycle.
It’s…
Go and change your armor.
Well, it’s five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC2 now it’ll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening it’ll be ten o’clock and at 10.30 we’ll be joining BBC2 in time for 10.33, and don’t forget tomorrow when it’ll be 9.20. Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. Now here is a time check. It’s six and a half minutes to the big green thing.