Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Could you…could you, could you keep it down a little, please. Thank you so much. Could you keep it down please…Thank you. (to camera) Well and now we move on to our, to our main course. Prawn salad…Prawn salad?

Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket, has had to have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour of Finland.

The salmon mousse!

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It’s the country for me

A Møøse once bit my sister… No realli!

Defeat at the castle seemed to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise. And Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate, and search for the Grail individually. Now, this is what they did ---- AAAUGH!

Shut up. Stop talking.

WHAT… is the capital of Assyria?

You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard!

Right. I’ll do you for that!

I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they’re wise, and they’re witty, and they’re ready to please

Aren’t you awfully glad to have a penis?

I think you might have misremembered the lyrics: Monty Python – Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) Lyrics | Genius Lyrics

Well, let’s not jump to conclusions.

I didn’t expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Nobody expects the Spanish – Oh bugger!

All we bloody want is a little bit of bloody consultation.

Say no more!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the mouse organ ‘The Bells of St Mary’s’. Thank you.

Try having an omelette for your evening meal… perhaps with yogurt and grapefruit.