Number two. The shoulder.
Poor fellow. I think he needs help.
Well, he’s not kosher.
Bye, bye, and mind you don’t get seduced.
Well she’s broken our hearts, the little bastard. She’s been nothing but trouble and if she comes round here again I’ll kick her teeth in.
Splunge!
And what exactly are the commercial possibilities of ovine aviation?
Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem…
[bonk]
Do your worst!
The salmon moose!
Mynd you, møøse bytes Kan be pretti nasti…
Death awaits you all, with nasty big pointy teeth!
What, behind the rabbit?
Do you want to come upstairs… or have you come to arrange a holiday?
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
No, it’s much too perilous.
Certain Death →
Nigel! Wonderful to see you, super, super, super.
And we’ve just heard that Her Majesty the Queen has just tuned into this programme and so she is now watching this royal sketch here in this royal set. The actor on the left is wearing the great grey suit of the BBC wardrobe department and the other actor is … about to deliver the first great royal joke here this royal evening.