You shouldn’t have said that, sir. You’ve hurt his feelings now…
What? I don’t know that!
It was in fact, Wolverhampton Wanderers who beat Leicester 3-1.
I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.
I’m mainly in comedy. I’d like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I’ve got a degree.
[singing] He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell!..
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you’ve had quite enough…
This is Ken Clean-air Systems, the great white hope of the British boxing world. After three fights - and only two convictions - his manager believes that Ken is ready to face the giant American, Satellite Five.
Stand and deliver!
Come on, you pansy!
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, dum, dudum, dudumm…
You know my name?
That must be a king.
I think you’re an encyclopedia salesman.
You’ll will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly with wotten behavior like that.
Number thirty-one. The end.
My back hurts, it really isn’t a fine day and I’m sick and tired of this office.
You’re always on about it. Morning, noon and night: “Will the girls like this, will the girls like that? Is it too big, is it too small?”
How long is it?
Joke, sir? Guaranteed amusing. As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of Royalty. Nice little novelty number - ‘a naughty Humphrey’ - breaks the ice at parties. Put it on the table. Press the button. It vomits. Absolutely guaranteed. With refills.