Yes, well, that’s the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker’s cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your color TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn’t let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn’t become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!
It’s an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.
It’s my belief that these sheep are laborin’ under the misapprehension that they’re birds.
He does the thing with one of those silly women who can’t tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab.
Anything goes in
Anything goes out
Fish, bananas, old pyjamas
Mutton, beef and trout
I have to push the pram a lot.
That’s what he used to say… it’s all for the good of the country, he used to say.
Ralph, do answer that door will you!
I didn’t expect some kind of…
Nobody expects —oh, bugger.
You’re fooling yourself, we’re living in a dictatorship.
There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in police history.
If he opens his big mouth again, it’s lampshade time!
No, still, it’s not as bad as the old days. Mrs. Stanley Baldwin used to have to get up at five o’clock in the morning and go out and catch partridges with her bare hands.
Morning. Upstairs. Be careful, it’s very steep. Almost there.
Just one moment. I would like to express on behalf of everyone here, what a really unique experience this is…
A touch of derring-do.
It’s…
- Oh, Mrs. Nigger-Baiter’s exploded.
- Good thing, too.
- She was my best friend.
- Oh, mother, don’t be so Sentimental. Things explode every day.
- Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn’t really like her that much.
Meanwhile, at Television Center work began again on a sketch about Ypres. A spokesman for the sketch said: he fully expected it to be more sensible this time.