Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Je vois que vous avez un chou.

(SUBTITLE: ‘I SEE THAT YOU HAVE A CABBAGE’)

You do a lot of this sort of thing, do you?

UNEXPLODED SCOTSMAN DlSPOSAL SQUAD

On second thought, let’s not go there. It is a silly place.

What about London Office?

Look! Two people–three people have just fallen past that window!

Must be a board meeting.

Sorry, I was on the phone to America. It’s been super having this lovely little chat. We must do this again more often.

The Ministry of Silly Walks is located within a gaited community.

It was spelled that way on the van!

Romanes Eunt Domus?

Would you like to give up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think.

I’d just sit at the back and not get in anyone’s way.

I’ve got a second-hand apron.

Where is all this leading us?

[Canera pans to reveal Stonehenge]

How dare you profane this place with your presence!

I’m Mrs. Nice- evening-out-at-the-pictures-then-perhaps-a-dance-at-a-club-and- back-to-his-place-for-a-quick-cup-of-coffee-and-little-bit-of- no! No, sorry, that’s me favorite way of spending a night out.

The BBC would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Constable Pan Am. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to Buzz Aldrin, the astronaut, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.

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