It is not.
…Monty Python’s Flying Circus
But now over to the exploding version of the ‘Blue Danube’.
The BBC wishes to deny rumors that it is going into liquidation.
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!
Dear Sir, I’m sorry this letter is late, it should have come at the beginning of the programme. Yours, Ivor Bigbottie, (age two).
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
I come about your advert - ‘Small white pussy cat for sale. Excellent condition’.
And now for something completely different. The office of Sir George Head, OBE
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya 'bout the bending of the wrist.
Mrs. Ratbag, if you don’t mind me saying so, you are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. Now I’m not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.
I want you kids to get a head!
Yeah, we’ll have the… uh, watch ready for you at midnight. The watch. The Chinese watch. Right, bye bye… mother.
But I was told to come here.
Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA
Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BD …Lemming of the BD … BD, BDA.
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association!
- Ooh! What’s happening?
- It’s alright, it’s only a flashback.
A møøse once bit my sister. No, really!
It’s a bit runny, sir.
I don’t care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
We was too late. The Reverend Grundy bit the ceiling.