Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

And now for something completely different.

Suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear!

Hold it. Hold it. Look, loves … can anyone not involved in this scene, please leave the set.

Sir! I have a plan, sir.

Ni! Ni!

Well, we did do the nose… and the hat, but she’s a witch.

I know - I know. There’s a bale of hay outside Basingstoke. We could throw you out.

I think I’ll go for a walk.

Here is the address to complain to …
CAPTION: ‘MR ALBERT SPIM, I,OOO,OO8 LONDON ROAD, OXFORD’

She turned me into a newt.

I’m afraid I cannot comment on that until it’s been officially hushed up.

And we’ve just heard that Her Majesty the Queen has just tuned into this program and so she is now watching this royal sketch here in this royal set.

Hello? No, Thursday’s RIGHT, OUT!!!

This is a dead parrot.

Fish, fish, fish. A fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t…

Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice?

Wath it thomething I thaid?!