Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Semi-carnally.

Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest… with… a herring!

Isn’t that going to put the cost up?

… a man with three buttocks.

He ran away!

And gallantly he chickened out.

And I thought you were so butch!

I get so bored. I get so bloody bored.

Didn’t mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!

It’s only a flesh wound.

I’m invincible!

I think he’s right about the coons, but then I’m a bit mental.

Uh, d-- don’t-- don’t worry about hi-- him, sir. He’s de-- he’s de–whap–he’s de-- de-- de-- he’s deaf and m-- m-- m-- m-- m-- m-- m-- mad, sir.

Yes, lots of people give me money.

I run out of beans!

You’ve got to know what you’re doing. I mean, some people think I’m mad. The villagers say I’m mad, the tourists say I’m mad, well I am mad, but I’m naturally mad. I don’t use any chemicals.

‘Oh, thank you’ says the great queen like a la-di-dah poofta.

… See Miss Evans pursued by the man-eating roll-top writing desk.

Gunga gunga, where’s our fish?

Cut down a tree with a herring?! It cannot be done!