Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood Devastation Death War and Horror, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening.

Splunge!

Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv!

That’s all you say?

Ni!!

There will now be a medium-sized intermission.

She’s made of harder stuff.

That was a nasty business back at the restaurant.

It’s the end of the road!!

O Eton and Madgalene. The hoop has an hole in. Of course it’s got a hole in it, it wouldn’t be a hoop otherwise, would it, mush!

[Superimposed caption] THE TUESDAY DOCUMENTARY HAS BECOME “CHILDREN’S STORY”

Look, I told you, you bastard, I’m not on a wire.

Lancelot! Lancelot!

Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here.

This… is an ex-… parrot, er, senator!

Oh, intercourse the penguin!

@Elendil_s_Heir brilliant spoof of a parody! I can look past the AI to appreciate the genius of the dialogue.

In play:

Ooh, Dennis, there’s some lovely filth over here…

Where’s the traditional cheeky and lovable Cockney sergeant?

Watch it - still a few crosses left.

Ooh! We forgot the anaesthetic!