The next sketch starts after some silly noises.
Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we’ve got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.
You must be out of your tiny mind.
Oh, a blancmange gave you an order for 48,000,000 kilts?
Hello, good evening and welcome to Historical Impersonations. And we kick off tonight with Cardinal Richelieu and his impersonation of Petula Clark.
Welease Woger!
Extremely well not played there!
Ni! Ni!
Dear Sir,
When I was at school, I was beaten regularly every thirty minutes, and it never did me any harm -except for psychological maladjustment and blurred vision.
Yours truly,
Flight Lieutenant Ken Frankenstein (Mrs.)
We will not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite!
And this is where you at home can join in.
I caught swamp fever in the tropics.
G’day, Bruce!
An interesting point about these boys is they all have one thing in common. Hip injuries.
Peckish, sir?
Push off, fuzz.
I was just wondering. Are you a poet?
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Ken Buddha and his inflatable knees.
Take your hat off!
It’s time for the cartoon. Cue telecine, ten, nine, eight…