I want to get away from all that. Be different.
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.
Good idea, Lord!
What a rotten ending.
Sorry!!!
Well, here I am on London’s busy Westminster Bridge, seeing just how much time sitting down can take. Well, I arrived here by train at about 8:50, it’s now 9:05, so I’ve been here approximately twelve minutes and if it’s any encouragement, I must say that my legs do feel rested.
Good morning. I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.
Finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy.
Our bed is plenty big enough for three …
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Number fourteen. The naughty bits of an ant.
Look, for all I know, sir, you could’ve bought these in London before you ever went to Switzerland.
'Course it’s a good idea!
Heyyyyy up!
I said keep the questions simple!
Ken’s opponent in Tuesday’s fight is Petula Wilcox, the Birmingham girl who was a shorthand typist before turning pro in 1968.
Morning Mrs Gorilla.
It’s swell to have a stiffy
And I want his only daughter to look upon me as her old dad, in a very real and legally binding sense.
Bring out your dead!