In the match between Glamorgan and Yorkshire, the Yorkshire bowler Nicholson took eight wickets for three runs. Glareorgan were all out for the thirty-six and therefore won the match by an innings and seven runs. Weather for tomorrow will be cloudy with occasional outbreaks of rain. And that is the end of the news.
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You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called ‘Arthur King,’ you and all your silly English Knights.
It’s….
Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand… (long pause) …sorry I can’t think of anything.
Quick! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
With a melon?!?
Mr Burrows, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn’t got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes.
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland’s where I’d like to be!
Are you… at your wits’ end?
I am invincible!
Have you confused your cat lately?
Yes, we in Special Crime Squad have been using wands for almost a year now. You find it’s easy to make yourself invisible. You can defy time and space, and you can turn violent criminals into frogs. Something which you could never do with the old truncheons.
Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last scene, and to the next letter.
Considered to be one of the great names in his genre, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm remained obscure as no one could remember the full name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Good morning, I am a bank robber. Er, please don’t panic, just hand over all your money.
Now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you’ve got.
Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress, gain admittance, infiltrate. Ah Mr Notlob, ah park your hips on the sitting device.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum and dum dum dum dee
Dennis dum, Dennis dee, dum dum dum
It’s Christmas in heaven
The snow falls from the sky
But it’s nice and warm, and everyone
Looks smart and wears a tie
And there was much rejoicing. (Yea…)