You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length, with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid subtropical zones, and you wear spectacles.
Well I keep hearing guitars playing and people singing when there’s no one around.
FIVE!
FOUR!
THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
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It’s very good about the spectacles.
We have a lot of trouble with these oldies. Pension day’s the worst - they go mad. As soon as they get their hands on their money they blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat.
Kevin Phillips Bong, you polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all. Are you at all disappointed with this performance?
The film that is so funny it was banned in Norway.
Well I’m afraid we’re having a little trouble getting this very exciting Icelandic saga started.
Bouncy bouncy?
No. Ooh I must be in the wrong house,
Stand aside, Mrs. Galahad, while the Lady of the Lake, and her Laker Girls, welcome your son to my army!
I want to see a sketch of Eric’s. Nudge Nudge.
Sorry, loves, sorry, the show’s too long this week and this scene’s been cut.
This is a total bloody disaster. All my knights have fled and we’re lost in a dark and extremely expensive forest.
Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week. What does that mean?
A spanking, a spanking, there’s going to be a spanking tonight!
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle.
I’m not dead yet.
Message for you, sir.