Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Look at him. He worked on that cake like no one else I’ve ever known.
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Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Blackie’d be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds.
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I mean, you try trying to get butter to melt at fifteen degrees below zero! There’s love in that cake. This man’s love… and this man’s care… and this m–
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Aghh!

No, it’s Michael.

You’re a loony.

Spot The Loony

No, what they had come across was a tribe lost to man since time immemorial… the legendary Batsmen of the Kalahari.

It’s Dierdre.

I think it would be more appropriate if the box bore a large red label: WARNING: LARK’S VOMIT.

There is nothing to worry about. I am the Bishop of East Anglia.

No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.

I wonder where that fish has gone.

There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are,and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment.

…and he would follow wherever I would go.

We don’t like stuck-up sticky-beaks around here.

Venezuelan beaver cheese?

I get so bored. I get so bloody bored.

Ordinarily yes, sir, but today the van broke down.

Here comes that wacky queen again!

What, by that Dr. Morrison? He’s killed more patients than I’ve had severe boils.

This is Uncle Ted, back again at the front of the house, but you can see the side of the house. And this is Uncle Ted even nearer the side of the house, but you can still see the front. This is the back of the house, with Uncle Ted coming round the side to the front. And this is the Spanish Inquisition hiding behind the coal shed.

We examined the rise to power of the Piranhas, the methods they used to subjugate rival gangs and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent Harry ‘Snapper’ Organs of Q Division.