Well, all good things must come to an end, and that’s all for this week.
And now here is a reminder about leaving your radio on during the night. Leave your radio on during the night.
Wait for it….
In 1945 Peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.
It’s Dierdre.
No, no, no - it’s spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it’s pronounced ‘Throatwobbler Mangrove’.
Here we see an enraged pantomime Princess Margaret, she is lying in wait for her breakfast.
Leave your radio on during the night.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women’s clothing, And hang around in bars.
I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now.
I want to see a sketch of Eric’s. Nudge Nudge.
You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid subtropical zones, and you wear spectacles.
And that’s Capricorn, is it?
And now for something completely different.
It’s very good about the spectacles!
I got better.
Nurse!
Leave your radio on during the night.
It’s just gone 8 o’clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker’s man. Good morning, madam, I’m a psychiatrist.