Soooorryyyyy!!!
Have you been talking to television again, dear?
I can’t pretend that this library hasn’t had its difficulties … Mr Robertson, your predecessor, an excellent librarian, savaged three people last week and had to be destroyed.
Hey, look. Howard’s being eaten.
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
Excuse me, is the third test in here?
Have you heard the one about the three nuns in the nudist colony?
Dunnnnng!
That’s a strange expression, Bruce.
This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining. What a strange… strange line. There’s no time to waste. Get me the Chief Commissioner of Police.
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Inspector Fox of the Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad.
Alright, we’ll call it a draw.
Who’s a pretty boy, then?
Spam!
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it’s only a model.
Always look on the bright side of life.
I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain’t got hairs!