Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Next we have number four, ‘Crunchy Frog’.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

What’ve the Romans ever done for us?

Well er, I don’t know, but you promised us that you would stick to the spirit of the original text.

No, no, it’s just that we wanted a block of flats, not an abattoir.

Not much of a cheese shop, is it, really?

There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the Liberal party.

Finest in the district!

No it isn’t.

Oh, I don’t know — AAAAAAAAAH!

I have to push the pram a lot.

In Ibiza?

And pray, what leads you to that conclusion?

Hallo… give me the British Dental Association … and fast.

Oh, well, Paris must be over there then.

Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour. That’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power.

Well, it’s so clean!

One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.