Next we have number four, ‘Crunchy Frog’.
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
What’ve the Romans ever done for us?
Well er, I don’t know, but you promised us that you would stick to the spirit of the original text.
No, no, it’s just that we wanted a block of flats, not an abattoir.
Not much of a cheese shop, is it, really?
There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the Liberal party.
Finest in the district!
No it isn’t.
Oh, I don’t know — AAAAAAAAAH!
I have to push the pram a lot.
In Ibiza?
And pray, what leads you to that conclusion?
Hallo… give me the British Dental Association … and fast.
Oh, well, Paris must be over there then.
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour. That’s orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it’s reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power.
Well, it’s so clean!
One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.