My dog has no nose!
He says he has to go walkies.
This is your captain speaking. There is no need for panic. Woman and children first. I repeat that, women and children first.
My hovercraft is full of eels!
If this is the crew who were filming us . … who’s filming us now?
Dinsdale?
Shut up, and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today, is that my wife is having a little trouble with her,… er… with her waterworks, and I think she needs a bit of attention, Now, which one of you is the surgeon? (silence) Come on, I know one of you is, which one is it? (Tidwell raises hand reluctantly) Ah! Tidwell. Good. Well, I want you to cut along and have a look at the wife.
What’s this about doing the ‘Horse of the Year Show’ in here tonight?
Well ladies and gentlemen, I don’t think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust’s masterwork, so I’m going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits.
Well, that’s all from BBC Television for this evening…
And now on BBC 1, one more minute of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Aaw, you’re always complainin’!
Look out, there are llamas!
What, behind the rabbit?
Baboon of the Yard?
And so you shall!
May I recommend the alligator puree.
Is she a goer?
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!
Say no MORE!