My hovercraft is full of eels!
Wait! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!
(whispering) I told them he’s already got one. (snickering)
Watch it. Still a few crosses left.
Oh, you’re no fun any more.
I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.
Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
Tell me, sir, have you confused your cat recently?
The Big Cheese!
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.
Wait for it…
You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
…Larch.
And now…
You are hereby charged that you did wilfully take part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great British Public. (to camera) Evening all.
Get on with it!
…Larch.
It’s a fair cop.
But it’s my only line! (Cries)
Your life or your lupins, my lord.