Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

A palindrome?

Say no more!

…no more

Another victim of this silly film.

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He does the thing with one of those silly women who can’t tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab.

All right, all right, all right, sonny. I’ll tell you what. We’ll do something different. I’ll be a bus conductor, and you can be a really funny passenger on a bus.

Bicycle Repairman! But… how?

Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film.

Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there!

Isn’t there a Saint Aauuuves in Cornwall?

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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Go clean your armor.

What a plucky fighter this Champ is. He’s fighting as well as I’ve ever seen him. Must be losing blood at a rate of a pint a second now.

Brave Sir Robin, you go.

Exclusively on the programme today we have the Foreign Secretary, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of Amman. He’s going to tell us about canoeing.

[Ding dong] That must be the new gas cooker.

I’ve got a chauffeur and every time I go to the lavatory he drives me potty! Boom-boom!

Dead Indian!