Be careful! There are llamas!
And Mrs. Norris made sandwiches.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you and now for the fish - the fish down the trousers.
It’s….
Augh! Ohh! Don’t say that word.
Good evening, we interrupt this programme again, a) to irritate you and, b) to provide work for one of our announcers.
Say no more!
Ugh. Me heap dizzy.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Good man. Now remember your announcer’s training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you’re saying.
Shut up. It’s about your advertising campaign for Conquistador Coffee. Now, I’ve had the managing director of Conquistador to see me this morning and he’s very unhappy with your campaign. Very unhappy. In fact, he’s shot himself.
And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit!
Oh, Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen.
Ah well, this is your free dead Indian, as advertised…
I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu.
And now for something completely the same.
But who is this? My goodness me it’s the Duke of Kent to the rescue…
Here comes that wacky Queen again!
People on television treat the general public like idiots.
Excuse me, excuse me. I saw your advertisement for flying lessons and I’d like to make an application.