Aaah, thingy! Well it’ll certainly make chartered accountancy a much more interesting job.
Nothing to do with me. I’m not in this show.
Betrayin’s all part of piratin’. If you don’t know that you’re not even close to being a pirate, “Prawn of my loins”, my foot!
And so, heartened by their initial success, the desperate and reasonably violent men of the Permanent Assurance battled on until, as the sun set slowly in the west, their outstanding returns on their bold business venture became apparent. Once proud financial giants lay in ruins. Their assets stripped, their policies in tatters.
I’m still confused.
Bit awkward, I’m a bit stuck.
And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night.
Is she a goer, eh?
The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people’s heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there’s another bit where I’ll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it’s just the way he’s holding the spear. Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of ‘Gardening Club’ for I958.
A path! A path! Ni! Shh! Shh! Ni! Shh!
I’m afraid I cannot comment on that until it’s been officially hushed up.
Ee ecky thump.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” to old women.
Say Ni! more!
He has! He’s scarpered!
Hello, big boy. Oo varda the ome. D’you want a nice time?
Ant!!
Be careful! There are…
…The Larch.
Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t…
It’s… the Bishop!