Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Lovely plumage.

Message for you sir!

Try it on the five inch, Gladys.

One thing I can’t stand, it’s people groveling.

Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player!

Ah, hungry!

ARTHUR: What are you doing in England?

FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business!

Come again?

And now for something more completely different…

So, each of the knights went their separate ways.

Do I say ‘yes’?

And there was much rejoicing.

What? I don’t know that ---- AAAAAAA!

There’s no pleasing some people.

Say no more!

Well pretty much as I predicted, except that the Silly party won. Er, I think this is largely due to the number of votes cast. Gerald.

That’s just what Jesus said!

Thank you, brother.

Run away! Run away!

We’ve just heard that an explosion in the kitchens of the House of Lords has resulted in the breakage of seventeen storage jars. Police ruled out foul play.